Leon's Random Generators

Jokes

THE FDA IS CONSIDERING ADDITIONAL WARNINGS ON PACKAGES OF PUKE SUCH AS:

WARNING: PUKE IS MONIED AND CALENDARY !
WARNING: PUKE WILL GIVE YOU MAYOR PRECEDENT IRREGULARIST !
WARNING: PUKE MAY CAUSE ANOTHER FORTILAGE TO MOULE .
WARNING: STRAND AND RIFT IT .

--KING GRAY (604 CE)