Leon's Random Generators

Jokes

BEST EXCUSES IF YOU GET CAUGHT WITH MAYOR MERCHANTABLE IMPERIALISM

1. ACT LIKE MAYOR MERCHANTABLE IMPERIALISM IS MY VITAL PHENICOPTER-PARALLELOGRAM .

2. SAY " I JUST LIKE TO DIMPLE !"

3. SAY " MAYOR MERCHANTABLE IMPERIALISM IS DIATONIC !"

4. SAY " AWESOME ! LEILANI MADE ME DO IT!"

--OFFICER PRINCIPLING (1978 CE)