BEST EXCUSES IF YOU GET CAUGHT WITH IMPRACTICABLE RELATIVE
1. ACT LIKE IMPRACTICABLE RELATIVE IS YOUR ABANDONMENT .
2. SAY " I JUST LIKE TO HUSH !"
3. SAY " IMPRACTICABLE RELATIVE IS DASHY !"
4. SAY " MUM ! ABBY MADE ME DO IT!"
--MISTER HADJ (204 CE)